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The Happy Baby


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A gay couple decides to have a baby. The men mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby's born, they rush to the hospital.

Two dozen babies are on the ward, 23 of whom are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the mens' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one of the guys exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "He's happy now ... but just wait until we take the pacifier out of his a**."

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