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Signs You've Had Too Much of the Ninties


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*You try to enter your password on the microwave.

*You think of three espressos as "getting wasted".

*You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

*You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

*You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back"What's for dinner?"

*Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.

*You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

*You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.

*Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you despised.

*Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.

*You buy a computer and a week later is it out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

*The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

*Cleaning up the dining area means getting fast food bags out of the back or your car.

*Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.

*You consider 2nd day delivery painfully slow.

*You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

*Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it-notes.

*You hear most of your jokes via email instead of person.

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