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Breakfast at the White House


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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast

at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney

what he would like, and he replies,

"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit..."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his

trademark wink and slight grin,....

"How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims

"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to

Bush and whispers..........

"It's pronounced, 'Quiche' "

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