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As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she

heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the

door, she

observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a


Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years

old,unmarried,and this

thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go


and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from


other side of the bedroom door. Opening the door he observed his


making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad I'm

thirty-five > >years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as

close as I'll ever get

to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,

Placed the

groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise


from, of all places, the family room.

She entered that ar ea and observed her husband sitting on the


staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch,

buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching the football game with my


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