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  1. movieguy


    Hello Talon Been a long time just wanted to say hi
  2. Potato-Onion Nest with Creamed Spinach and Eggs Ingredients For the Potato-Onion Nest: 1 cup grated baked potato 2 tablespoons grated red onion 1/2 teaspoon salt vegetable oil For the Creamed Spinach and Eggs: 2 tablesoons butter 3 tablespoons unbleached white flour 1-1 1/2 cups milk 1/4 cup grated Asiago cheese 1/8 teaspoon dry mustard freshly ground nutmeg 1 pound fresh spinach, steamed, chopped, and squeezed dry salt and freshly ground pepper 4 eggs Instructions Preheat oven to 450°F. Oil a stoneware pie dish or gratin dish. Mix together potato, onion, and salt, and press
  3. Blonde Kidnapper A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground." Signed, A Blonde The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough,
  4. Vanasco: Clinton says that DADT is the fault of the gays By Jennifer Vanasco, editor in chief, 365gay.com 08.14.2009 12:54pm EDT At the Netroots conference, activist and blogger Lane Hudson interrupted a speech by former President Bill Clinton to ask if he would call for a repeal, right then, of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell and the Defense of Marriage Act. I hated what happened,” Clinton said about DADT. “This policy should be changed.” But he said that gays and lesbians didn’t deliver the Congressional support his administration needed to allow gays and lesbians to openly serve. The com
  5. Marshmallow Chocolate Pizza 2 cups (12 ounce package) semisweet chocolate chips 1 pound white almond bark, divided, or 1 pound premium white chocolate baking squares, divided 2 cups miniature marshmallows 1 cup Rice Krispies cereal 1 cup peanuts 1 (6 ounce) jar red maraschino cherries, drained, cut in half (optional) 1/4 cup green maraschino cherries, drained, cut in half (optional) 1/3 cup coconut 1 teaspoon vegetable oil In medium-size microwave-safe bowl, microwave chips and 14 ounces of the almond bark on HIGH for 2 minutes; stir. Continue microwaving 1 to 2 minutes
  6. Corn Spaghetti Casserole Ingredients: 1 can cream corn 1 can whole corn, undrained 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1 cup broken spaghetti, uncooked 1 stick margarine Directions: Melt margarine and stir in rest of the ingredients. Put in a 9x13-inch greased baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees 30 minutes.
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    Horsey Burgers

    Horsey Burgers (Hamburger Recipe for Horseradish Burgers) 1 pound ground beef 2 tablespoons prepared horseradish 1 tablespoon minced garlic Salt and pepper to taste 4 (2-ounce) slices of provolone cheese 4 onion rolls, split in half 2 tablespoons butter, room temperature vegetable oil for the grill Method Preheat the grill to medium-high. Use a folded paper towel to coat the cooking grid with a little oil. In a large stainless steel mixing bowl, combine the beef, horseradish, and garlic. Season with salt and pepper and mix well. Divide the mixture into four equal balls a
  8. cancel your credit cards before you drop off Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, an d added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in January." Citibank: "The account wa
  9. Smart Dog A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please." The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and places it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to close up shop and follow the d
  10. Smoky Joe's Big Spicy Burgers Ingredients 1/2 can(s) BBQ sloppy joe sauce 1/2 can(s) jalapenos (drained) 2 lbs Ground beef 1 egg 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 6 buns Directions Start the grill. Mix sloppy joe sauce, jalapenos, egg and worcestershire sauce in a bowl. Add the beef. Mix. Form into hamburgers. Grill on each side for 7-8 minutes. Toast the buns on the grill and top with the your favorite fixins! Comments Serves 6
  11. Barbecue Roasted Onions and Potatoes 2 onions 8 baking or sweet potatoes 1/4 cup olive oil 2 teaspoons dried oregano 1 teaspoon each salt and pepper Preparation Instructions: Cut oions into large wedges. Cut potatoes into chunks. Toss with oil, oregano, salt and pepper. Roast in 2 foil pans on heated side of barbecue, turning once, for 1 hour or until tender. Makes 8 servings. Tip: Green and yellow zucchini, carrrots and sweet pepper can be added to this recipe.
  12. Romantic food Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads. He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife's cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?" Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room. Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?" Again Joe thought this was good stuff. Fina
  13. St. Pat's Green Chile Deviled Eggs 1 (4-ounce) can Diced Green Chiles 12 large eggs, hard boiled, chilled and peeled 1/2 cup mayonnaise 1/8 teaspoon hot pepper sauce Cut eggs in half lengthwise. Remove yolks. Place in small bowl. Mash egg yolks, mayonnaise and hot pepper sauce; stir in chiles. Fill egg white halves with yolk mixture. Sprinkle lightly with paprika. Makes 24 servings.
  14. Irish Egg Rolls Ingredients 4 oz chopped corned beef 1 cup shredded steamed cabbage 1 cup diced cooked potatoes 1 cup shredded carrot 1/2 cup thinly sliced onion salt and pepper to taste 8 (7 inch square) egg roll wrappers 1 1/2 quarts of oil for deep frying Method Heat oil in a deep−fryer to 375°. In a medium bowl, mix together first 6 ingredients. Lay the egg roll wrappers out on a clean, dry surface a few at a time. Place about 1/2 cup of the mixture into the center of each wrap. Roll up into logs according to the directions on the package. Wet the edge with water to seal. Fry
  15. Beddin' Down Texas Scramble -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients 1/2 cup new red potatoes, cooked & cubed 1 tablespoon butter 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1 green onion, sliced 1/4 lb. sausage (pork, venison or Chorizo), browned & drained well 1/4 lb. Canadian Bacon or regular bacon 1/2 each red & green bell peppers, diced 3 eggs, beaten Black pepper to taste Dash of Spanish paprika 1/2 cup Cheddar cheese, shredded 1/2 cup Monterey Jack cheese, shredded 1/4 cup milk Procedure In a non-stick skillet, place butter
  16. Black Skillet Beef with Greens and Red Potato Ingredients: 1 pound Beef top round 1-1/2 tablespoons Hot 'N Spicy Seasoning vegetable oil spray 8 red skinned potatoes halved 3 cups onion finely chopped 2 cups beef broth 2 to 3 cloves garlic minced 2 large carrots; peeled cut into thin 2-1/2-inch strips 2 bunch greens (kale, collard mustard, etc) stems torn Directions: Partially freeze beef. Thinly slice across the grain into long strips 1/8-inch thick. Thoroughly coat with Hot 'N Spicy Seasoning. Spray a large heavy skillet with vegetable oil spray. Preheat pan over high heat. Add
  17. Social Worker in Virginia A social worker from Boston recently was transferred to the Mountains of West Virginia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' she asked. 'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door. 'Is your father there?' asked the social worker. 'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid. 'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker. 'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid. Thinking she had her
  18. :8_2_58[1]: :8_2_80[1]: :8_2_90[1]: Merry Christmas Jan! and to all
  19. Zac and Kayden by Ryan Keith Chapter 4 – Fall Is the Season for Sowing is now posted http://www.themailcrew.com/
  20. You know you are too old to Trick Or Treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens, you yell, "Trick Or..." and can't remember the rest 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're t
  21. EASY MEATBALL MEAL 1 1/2 to 2 lb. ground beef 1 egg 3/4 c. bread crumbs Handful parsley Some pepper 1/4 c. chopped onions Few sprinkle of McCormicks broiled steak seasoning 3 cans condensed tomato soup 1/4 c. milk Hot mashed potatoes Mix ground beef with egg, milk, bread crumbs, onions, and seasonings. Shape into balls. Brown meatballs in butter. Stir in tomato soup, cover and simmer about 15-20 minutes, stirring several times. Put mashed potatoes on plate, make a well in the middle. Spoon the meatballs and sauce in the center of mashed potatoes.
  22. Mexican Meatloaf Casserole 2 pounds of ground beef, seasoned 2 small cans (8 oz.) mild taco sauce 1 tomato paste 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1 chicken & rice soup 1 small can of green chilies, chopped 1 small onion, chopped 1 bag of corn tortilla chips Cheddar cheese, grated Brown meat and onions. Add other ingredients except chips and cheese in 9 x 13 inch dish. Layer meat mixture, chips and cheese, ending with meat and cheese. Bake at 350ºF. until cheese is melted.
  23. Paris Hilton, Wifes, girlfriends. super glue and big iron skillit!!! Name 4 reasons why Paris can't get male supports in the poll!
  24. A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she'd had at work, and that her boss had suffered a heart attack and died. "How horrible!" said the friend, "What did you do?" The blonde replies, "Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers.
  25. Two gators Two alligators were sitting in the swamp talking. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down 'to other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. T
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