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a Little Carnak


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My favorite Carson bit

Carnak: Sis. Boom. Bah.

Ed: Sis Boom Bah.

Carnak: (says something about a camel impregnating Ed's sister, opens envelope and reads) Describe the sound of an exploding sheep.

Carnak: A 1964 Dodge, a day-old pastry, and you.

Open: Name an old Dart, an old tart and an old fart.

Answer: Bjorn Borg

Envelope: Describe the sound of two fat people getting romantic

Answer: Persian, Volkswagens, Dolly Parton

Envelope: Name some famous rugs, bugs, and jugs

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