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That My Boy


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Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each

had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game,

the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running

quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first

touchdown. His mother, obviously proud of her son, sprang

from the bleachers, shouting in her broken Italian accent,

"Thatsa *my* boy! I raised him onna da Pet milk. Ain't he-a


Soon, the second boy received the ball and in a spectacular

run down the field, made another goal for the team. Not

wanting to be outdone by the first boy's mother, the second

boy's mother jumped from her seat, exclaiming, "Thatsa *my*

boy!! I raised him onna da breast milk. Ain't he-a wonderful?"

The third boy, hadn't done so well, but finely someone threw

him the ball. He fumbled it, then recovered...running in the

wrong direction, fell with the ball, ran some more, stumbled

again, dropped it once more, recovered it and finally crossed

the goal line on the wrong end of the field. The third Italian

mother couldn't stand it any longer. Rising from her place in

the stands, she shouted, "Thatsa *my* boy! I raised him onna

Milk of Magnesia. Ain't he-a the sh*ts?"

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