movieguy Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Kitchen Plaques We'd Like to See A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen... And this kitchen is delirious! Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out! Housework done properly can kill you. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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