Speech Impediment

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Speech Impediment

A boy with a speech impediment walks in a bakers and asks for a

bum. The baker says "don't you mean bun" and the boy replies

yes. With his bun under his arm he goes into a hardware store

and asks for a fuckit. The confused owner asks "do you mean a

bucket", the kid saysyes again.He goes into a pet store and asks

for a c***-n-scratchit. The guy in the store gives him a

cockerspaniel and says "is this what your looking for". The boy

says yes again. Outside he bumps to a lady and his dog runs

off, he turns to her and says can you hold my bum and fuckit

while I go and get my c***-n-scratchit.