movieguy Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Morning Sex > > John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's > side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she > was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. > Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and > asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mommy." > > The note read: > The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, > The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. > > Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to > "take this to your silly Daddy. > > The note read: > Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, > The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. > > John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his > son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." > > The note read: > The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, > So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. > > Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to "take > this to the poor dude upstairs." > > The note read: > I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. > But I'm Busy Right Now, Do It By Hand! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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