Morning Sex

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Morning Sex

>

> John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's

> side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she

> was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy

into he room and

> asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mommy."

>

> The note read:

> The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread,

> The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

>

> Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to

> "take this to your silly Daddy.

>

> The note read:

> Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away,

> The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today.

>

> John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his

> son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

>

> The note read:

> The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread,

> So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head.

>

> Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to "take

> this to the poor dude upstairs."

>

> The note read:

> I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land.

> But I'm Busy Right Now, Do It By Hand!

>