Two Woman

[movieguy]

Two women were new arrivals at the pearly gates and

were comparing stories on how they died

1st woman: "I froze to death."

2nd woman: "How horrible!"

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from

the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally

died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: " I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected

my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch

him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the

den watching TV.".

1st woman: " So what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman

there somewhere that I started running all over the house

looking for her. I ran up into the attic and searched, and

down into the basement. Then I went through every closet

and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had

looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I

just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: " Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.

We'd both still be alive!