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Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

TACNA, Peru (Wireless Flash) -- A Peruvian woman will do anything to prevent her cash from being stolen -- even swallow it. According to the "Pakistan Daily Times," Marleny Villa was on a bus that was being robbed and ate the equivalent of $800, one single bill at a time. Luckily, her stomach was pumped and both Villa and her bankroll are doing fine.

AUCKLAND, New Zealand -- Lava lamps speeding their way from China to New Zealand turned out to be carrying crystal meth. The New Zealand Press Association reports the speed was kept in the lava liquid and had a street value of $9 million.

AMSTERDAM -- The Dutch Labor party wants to lick what it sees as a problem: toe-licking. The party wants to make unsolicited toe-licking an offense because one rouge male toe-licker that police apprehended had to be set free because according to the law he had not committed a crime and was not prosecutable. The Dutch press claim the man has been a known toe-licker on beaches and in park for three years, but this was the first time police had caught him.

MILAN, Italy -- If p*** star Mary Carey could run for governor of California, why can't a Hungarian EX-p*** star run to be mayor of Milan, Italy? 52-year-old Ilona Staller quit the business in 1989, and entered politics in 1987 when she became the Chamber of Deputies. She's known for exposing her breasts at press conferences and has publicly offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein for years, but now she wants to be mayor. Although she has a track record of being defeated as a mayoral candidate of the Italian town of Monza and parliament in Hungary both in 2002.


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