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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in

his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the street sees him, approaches

and asks "Can I help you sir?"

"Yesss! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the

man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last

time you saw it?"

"It was on the end of thisshh key" the man


About that time the cop looks down and

sees the man's private part hanging out of

his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir are you aware that

you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down

and without missing a beat, blurts out..........

"Holy crap??. My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

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