movieguy Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the street sees him, approaches and asks "Can I help you sir?" "Yesss! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It was on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's private part hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "Holy crap??. My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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