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A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with

no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred

to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor

asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, "I get

these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across

my scalp and..". He is interrupted by the doctor, "And

a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear".

"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"

"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist,

you know. But I myself suffered from that same type

of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension

in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every

day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she

would squeeze her legs together with all her strength

and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head.

Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let

me know how it goes". Two weeks go by and the man is

back, "Well, how do you feel?"

"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache

since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough.

And, by the way you have a lovely home."

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