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Aging: 1970 vs 2000

1970: Long Hair

2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high.

2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

1970: Keg.

2000: EKG.

1970: Acid Rock.

2000: Acid Reflux.

1970: Moving to California because it's cool.

2000: Moving to California because it's warm.

1970: Growing pot.

2000: Growing pot belly.

1970: Douglas Street bridge.

2000: Dental bridge.

1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.

2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1970: Seeds and stems.

2000: Roughage.

1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.

2000: Popping joints.

1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.

2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

1970: Paar.

2000: AARP.

1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

2000: Being caught by Hustler magazine.

1970: Killer weed.

2000: Weed killer.

1970: Hoping for a BMW.

2000: Hoping for a BM.

1970: The Grateful Dead.

2000: Dr. Kevorkian.

1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.

2000: Getting a new hip joint.

1970: Rolling Stones.

2000: Kidney stones.

1970: Being called into the principal's office.

2000: Calling the principal's office.

1970: Screw the system!

2000: Upgrade the system.

1970: Peace sign.

2000: Mercedes logo.

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.

2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1970: Take acid.

2000: Take antacid.

1970: Passing the driver's test.

2000: Passing the vision test.

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