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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.


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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.

- It is always possible to park directly outside

any building you are visiting.

- A detective can only solve a case once he

has been suspended from duty.

- If you decide to start dancing in the street,

everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

- Most laptop computers are powerful enough

to override the communication systems of any

invading alien civilization.

- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies

will wait patiently to attack you one by one

by dancing around in a threatening manner until

you have knocked out their predecessors.

- When a person is knocked unconscious by a

blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion

or brain damage.

- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking,

explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion

will ever go into shock.

- Police Departments give their officers personality

tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned

a partner who is their total opposite.

- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer

to speak English to each other.

- You can always find a chainsaw when you need

one.

- Any lock can be picked by a credit card

or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the

door to a burning building with a child trapped

inside.

- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill

a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an

eight year old child.

- Television news bulletins usually contain

a story that affects you personally at that precise

moment you turn the television on.

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