TalonRider

If you could press rewind and do it all again

Would you change your mind?

Would you change a thing?

Would you make it easy, would you make it hard?

Would you play the game under another name?

Or ask the dealer for one more card

Bang our drum, sing your song

Don’t give up, keep the faith, it won’t be long

You’ve been high, you’ve been low

Press rewind and let it go

Have you had your say?

Seen all you wanted to see

Or did your dream give way to reality

The Time Machine

Alan Parsons

It’s feeling like it’s time to ring the changes

It’s feeling like it’s time to be reborn

‘Cause here we go again

Proclaiming it’s the end

And reaching out for something

To bring it back again

We’re living on good fortune

We’re cheating all our friends

So tell me, oh tell me

Now where’s it going to end?

I hope it’s not too late to see the danger

I’d really like to wake and see the dawn

‘Cause here we go again

We’re trying to pretend

We’re blaming one another

For what is ours to mend

We’re fighting for the future

We’re ringing out the past

It feels good, it feels good

But is going to last?

Give me love,

Give me love, give me joy, give me pain

Give me light, give me starting again

Give me hope,

Give me hope, give me sun, give me rain,

Get me up, get me up dancing again

Give me life,

Give me life, give me high, give me low

Give me truth, give me something to know

Give me time,

Give me time, give me room, give me rope

Give me sign, give me reason to hope

‘Cause everything is turn up, turnaround

And everything is just upside, upside-down

Well, everything is not like you’d like it to be

Everything is a two-bit, two-bit town

And everybody’s just out to bring you down

Well nothing is as you’d like it, like it to be

I may not love you, but I can’t stop thinking ‘bout you

Give me love,

Give me love, give me joy, give me pain

Give me light, give me starting again

Give me hope,

Give me hope, give me sun, give me rain,

Get me up, get me up dancing again

Give me life,

Give me life, give me high, give me low

Give me truth, give me something to know

Give me time,

Give me time, give me room, give me rope

Give me sign, give me reason to hope

I see just what I want to see

Just what I want to be

I can be anytime, anyplace, anywhere

I go just where I want to go

Just when I want to know

I go anytime, anyplace, anywhere

Thing’s just ain’t what they ought to be

Ain’t what they’re got to be, gonna be probably

Things just ain’t gonna get to me

Ain’t gonna bother me

Ain’t gonna worry me, hurry me, let’em be

Give me love,

Give me love, give me joy, give me pain

Give me light, give me starting again

Give me hope,

Give me hope, give me sun, give me rain,

Get me up, get me up dancing again

Give me life,

Give me life, give me high, give me low

Give me truth, give me something to know

Give me time,

Give me time, give me room, give me rope

Give me sign, give me reason to hope

GIVE ME LIFE!

In The Eye of The Storm

Roger Hodgson

I’m hooked on a problem

It won’t go away

So many opinions

I don’t know what to say

Can somebody help me?

What they trying to do?

Life used to be simple

Life used to be fun

Now it’s all catchin’ up on me

Tell me, what have I done?

Can somebody help me?

What they trying to do?

Hey don’t you ever get lonely?

Hey don’t you wish it was easy?

Facing the world on your own.

I’m hooked on a problem

It won’t let me go

The way people look at me

Feels like twenty below

Can somebody help me?

What they trying to do?

I’m walking a tightrope.

With stars in my eyes

In danger of falling

Won’t you kiss me goodbye?

Won’t somebody help me?

What they trying to do?

Hey don’t you ever get lonely?

Hey don’t you wish it was easy?

Facing the world on your own.

If you know the answer

What I’m trying to say

I need a solution

‘Cause I’m wasting away

Can somebody help me?

What they trying to do?

Won’t somebody help me?

What they trying to do?

Can somebody help me?

What they trying to do?

In The Eye of The Storm

Roger Hodgson

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, I feel I’m about to cry.

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, oh tell me the reason why.

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, I’m watching the feeling grow.

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, oh tell me what I want to know.

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, the writing is on the wall.

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, I can’t seem to sleep at all.

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, we utter a lonely cry.

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, who cares if we live or die?

Who’s in your mind?

Who’s in your conscience?

Part of the crime

Part of the nonsense

Do what we can

Pray for tomorrow

Living our lives

Watching, waiting, feeling as much as we can

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, so where is the golden age?

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, we’re ready to turn the page

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, it’s getting so out of hand

In jeopardy, in jeopardy, I wish I could understand

Who’s in your mind?

Who’s in your conscience?

Part of the crime

Part of the nonsense

Do what we can

Pray for tomorrow

Living our lives

Watching, waiting, feeling as much as we can

Who’s in your mind?

Who’s in your conscience?

Part of the crime

Part of the nonsense

Do what we can

Sing for tomorrow

Live our lives

Watching, waiting, working, playing, singing, dancing, running as fast as we can.

In The Eye of The Storm

Roger Hodgson

We broke a new record today. The most users on line today, July 23, 2004 at 2:30 pm was 14. clapping

laughing-smiley I don't know where you find these, Pat, hug but I love'em. devil-winks

These are hilarious EX clapping

-Find a doctor you trust enough to be candid with. A doctor won't be much help if you have to hide things from him.

-During a workout at the gym, wipe your sweat off the pad after finiching with a machine.

-No matter how strong the attraction, never attempt to pick up an on-duty police officer.

-Learn how to laugh off verbal abuse.

-Learn when something's too abusive to lauch off.

-Take an AIDS activist out to lunch.

-Ways to deal with a woman's come-ons: out yourself, avoid eye contact, RUN.

-Mothers, Fathers, veterans, Presidents and even groundhogs have holidays. We deserve them, too. Celebrate gay and lesbian national holidays- National Coming Out Day, Gay and Lesbian Pride Week. They'er ours.

-Try wearing 501 jeans without underwear. This is known as freeballing.

-When in Atlanta, check out the drag shows. Nobody does drag like a Southern Queen.

-Violence is the sign of temporary weakness. (Jean Jaures)

-When your not sure if hes gay:

*Ask him how many times he's seen[/i]The Wizard of Oz. Over 6 times as an adult, add 3 gay probability points. If he starts reciting key scenes verbatim, add 10 gay probability points.

*Check if he showers at the gym facing the wall or back to the wall. Back to the wall, add 2 gay probability points. facing the wall, subtract 2 points.

*CHeck out the tattos. Zero tattoos= no change in gay probability. A tattoo with a butterfly or flower, add 1 gay probability point. A tattoo with a woman's name, subtract 3 gay probability points. A tattoo with a man's name, add 20 gay probability points.

*Ask him if he's read Kitty Kelly's biography of Nancy Reagan. If he's read it, add 1 gay probability point. If he liked it, add 2. If he can quote from it, add 5.

Domino vobiscum (The pizzia guy is here)

Sharpei diem (Seize the wrinkled dog)

Sic semper tyrannis (Your dinosaur is ill)

Veni, vedi, Vichy (I came, I saw, I caputulated to German occupation forces)

Veni, Vidi, Velcro (I came, I saw, I stuck around)

No Quid Pro Quo (I'm sorry, we're all out of Quid)

E pluribus septum (Multiple nose piercings)

Nucloe predicus dispella conducticus (Remove foil before microwaving)

Revelare Pecunial (Show me the money)

Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus (It is now safe to turn off your computer)

Non compos mentis (I don't know how to get there)

minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carvorata sescendum pantorum (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants)

Corpus mutilatus, non laboir ad infinitum (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview)

BAD NAMES (Part 7)

126. Mildred Sore - Oak Hill, AL

127. Schatzy Poodle - Riverview, FL

128. Jankey Heron - Gridley, CA

129. Khoo Siew Ear - San Francisco, CA

130. Digg Slow - McRae, GA

131. Candin Fat - Pineville, KY

132. John C. Boner - West Haven, CT

133.Beldone Raspberry - Fowler, IA

134. Velvo France - Victoria, MN

135. Ariy Grin Sibley - ND

136. Chubby Honey - Stateline, NV

137. Tee He - Rego Park, NY

138. K A Boom - Morganza, LA

139. Julie Lipservice - Pawtucket, RI

140. Pinkie L. Cutter - Newport, VT

141. Moe Knows - Quincy, IL

142. Harry Snorlot - Allendale, MI

143. Ning Ding - San Francisco, CA

144. Dr. Sucmyun Moon - El Segundo

145. Oral Willy - Kelso, MO

146. April Cott - Inman, KS

147. Willie Bandit - Salisbury, MD

148. Bluta Lumpkins - Hornbeck, LA

149. Terry Cherry - Linwood, NS

150. Cornelius Tollfree - Jericho, AK

Bad Names (part 6)

101. Victoria Clamp - Sharon, MA

102. Babu Onnoonini - Ozone Park, NY

103. Fortunada Dweek - Greenwood, SC

104. Chang Sub Ham - Seattle, WA

105. King Yam - Baton Rouge, LA

106. Archimedes Zinyanfottie - Geneseo, IL

107. Filadilflo Bosco - Orchard City, CO

108. Meadow Meadow - Molino, Fl

109. Sandra Fine Marker - Bklyn, NY

110. Leelanna Funny - Kapa, HI

111. Shirley Goodwax - Oakley, ID

112. Lascelles Bolt - Norton, KS

113. Edsel Trumpet - Grove City, MN

114. Cletus Muther - Kinsey, AL

115. Fuk Kam So - San Francisco, CA

116. Emmy-Lou Sleeper - Kearny, AZ

117. Dr. Thor Clang - Darien, CT

118. Seretra J. Nice - Maywood, NJ

119. Arnob Mars - Brooksburg, IN

120. Rufus M. Parsley - Jefferson City, MO

121. Harmon B. Putter - Lake City, TN

122. Moe DeGrass - Chalmette, LA

123. Rollin Shove - Devine, TX

124. Simora Rain - Florence, SC

125. Robin Feather - Gandy, NE

That's it for this installment

BAD NAMES (part 5)

76. S. S. Blah - Palo Atlo, CA

77. Bong Ho Shin - Cincinnati, OH

78. Andrea Light-Brown - Leesburg, AL

79. Alston C. Gummoe - Duluth, MI

80. Elise Onlarry - Clarksville, TN

81. Hazel Grey - Staten Island, NY

82. Camastro K. Crane - Joliet, IL

83. Rock Spooner - Redmond, WA

84. Charm Po Butt - San Francisco, CA

85. Fannie Sweat - Atlanta, GA

86. Cislyn Crisp - Dewitt, AK

87. Harry Knuckles - Freeport, FL

88.Yellow Robe - Henderson, NV

89. Beth Gulp - Davenport, OK

90. Tony D. Studd - Calhoun, KY

91. Jen Gen - Mayfield, NY

92. Huh Bong - San Francisco, CA

93. Ted D. Uncle - Mudlake, ID

94. Speedy Veal - Farmington, WV

95. Guadalupe Canada - Jaconita, NM

96. Angelika Bung - Leesburg, AL

97. Bartholomew Doody -Chicago, IL

98. D. Sucki - Merdith, NH

99. Hom Wee Haw - San Francisco, CA

100. Ashami Baby - Maywood Park, OR

Bad Names (Part 4)

51. Viperella Pinkstaff - Hillsboro, VA

52. Ha Ho - San Francisco, CA

53. Dixie Kopp - Marrietta, GA

54. Cliff Drinkwine - Kenosha, WI

55. Dr. Goldfinger, Gynecologist - Fairdale, KY

56. Piliper Grits - Marana, AZ

57. Jack Rabbit - Lindsay, CA

58. Bosco Mung - Milford, MA

59. Arkady Flikop - Red Lodge, MT

60. Steven Gag - Molalla, Or

61. Amando Llama - Mesita, NM

62. Souleymane Sock - Mahopac, NY

63. A. Monster - Miller City, OH

64. D-roar Rats-a-be - Greenville, SD

65. Goon Foon - San Francisco, CA

66. Lindo Flo - Harisville, VA

67. Buck Chew - San Francisco, CA

68. Mo-hanna-nanda Dinner - Flushing, NY

69. Ping Thoz Pot

70. Beulah Coke - Newton, IL

71. Brandy Ice - Ludlow, Mich

72. Magdalena Cop - Gooding, TX

73. Osama Hashish - Newton, MA

74. Yiyoung Suck - NYC

75. Lurrett Needle - Marvin, LA

I can certainly agree with that! WAY TOO MUCH TIME.

made in falco

Another good one my friend.

There are some good ones here. But in all seriousness, who in their right mind, has time to sit down and think of this stuff? : :

One complaint I have is the way people refer to the rolling stock on roller coasters. They tend to refer to a train as a car. Each train is made up of several cars.

The only exception is a Wild Mouse. This type of coaster uses individual cars and not trains due to the nature of this coaster.

A coaster train can consist of as few as 2 cars and consist of as many as 8 cars all joined together to form a train.

To coin a phrase, "We've come a long way, Baby!

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If there is a link available to the story, please include it as well.

Look at me

I’m a speck of sand

And I’m building dreams

In the strangest land

Tell me, why do I care?

Tell me, why do I care?

Everytime

That I’m feeling down

They kick me up

And they spin me round

Tell me where do we go,

Tell me where we go from here?

What are we going to find out?

Find out

What are we going to find out?

Find out

In the wilderness

Can this loneliness bring

Just as long as there’s two of us

Just as long as there’s two of us

I’ll carry on

Won’t you hold me

When is time going to find out

Find out

When are we going to find out?

Find out

What the universe

Is just waiting to hear

Just as long as there’s two of us

Just as long as there’s two of us

Just as long as there’s two of us

We’ll carry on

Crisis? What Crisis?

Supertramp 1975