TalonRider
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Welcome to the community ShiningKnight. Sit back, relax and enjoy.:
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*You try to enter your password on the microwave.
*You think of three espressos as "getting wasted".
*You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
*You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
*You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back"What's for dinner?"
*Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.
*You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
*You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.
*Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you despised.
*Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
*You buy a computer and a week later is it out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
*The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
*Cleaning up the dining area means getting fast food bags out of the back or your car.
*Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.
*You consider 2nd day delivery painfully slow.
*You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
*Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it-notes.
*You hear most of your jokes via email instead of person.
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $15,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure, I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $15,000, and he wants to use this as collateral".
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(It's a real treat)
(masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says......
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone".
((You're singing it, aren't you???!!!)
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Sorry, you won't be able to ride Top Thrills Dragster. It blew apart and is not running at this time. :angry:
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Welcome aboard UrukhiaRaider. Make yourself at home.
Admin.
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Glad you like it. Not an original idea though.
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Let me be the first to welcome you to the forum. Visit often and make yourself at home. Admin
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Pretty good. I like that.. 
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Dear Visitor, Please be forewarned that this board may contain offensive material of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 13, PLEASE leave now.
The goal of this forum is to promote fun amongst the members and visitors. If you decide you wish to join this forum, please indicate your age. If you do not want to put your age in your profile, please PM talonrider with your age. I will not reveal your age to anyone else. It will be for my information ONLY.
Thanks and enjoy yourself,
Jan
a.k.a. talonrider
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And so we sail towards the dawn
Joining those who gently mourn for you
It’s only because of you
Friends may come and friends may go
The only friend I need to know is you
It’s only because of you
Mighty castles, lonely kings
Hear the ragged children sing it’s you
It’s only because of you
He who smiles at lofty schemes
Stems the tide of broken dreams is you
It’s only because of you
It’s only because of you
And when the storms have died away
Only truth will live to say it’s you
It’s only because of you
And when the darkness flies away
Only love will shine to say it’s true
It’s only because of you
It’s only because of you
In The Eye of The Storm
Roger Hodgson
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Welcome to the new home of TalonRider. Sit back and enjoy your time here.
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Welcome Movieguy. Glad you could join. Hope you have fun while your here.
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Welcome to The Talon House. I'm happy that you decided to pay a visit to my little corner of the 'net. I want to let you know what my vision for this site is and then maybe you can help me contribute toward that, and maybe make it your vision as well.
The Talon House is a place where anyone is welcome, no matter what characteristics they may have, provided that these few guidelines are observed:
1) This forum is not a "pick-up joint." Some of our members may be minors in the eyes of the law and it is much appreciated if we keep that in mind.
2) Everyone is here to have fun.
3) Personal attacks of any kind do not belong in this forum. If there is a personal dispute between you and another member, please conduct it via Private Messages or E-Mail. There is a forum where you can complain about a members behavior. Still, this is NOT your excuse to belittle them. SO DON’T.
4) If there seems to be a problem with a member that doesn‘t get properly handled, the Owner, and ONLY the Owner will have the final say.
5) Everyone is free to be who they are here. No one is here to judge you or criticize you for how you choose to live your life.
I am pretty laid back, but where protecting this community is concerned, I am not. I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt until they show me they don't deserve my trust. I reserve the right to take actions I deem necessary to protect this community from what I judge to be inappropriate or harmful.
I hope that all of you will feel welcome enough to post in the forums and join in the discussions there.
Feel free to contact me with any questions, comments or concerns you may have, and I hope to see you all on the forums.
Other rules will be added as needed.
Welcome to the community ShiningKnight. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
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Sorry, you won't be able to ride Top Thrills Dragster. It blew apart and is not running at this time. :angry:
Let me be the first to welcome you to the forum. Visit often and make yourself at home. 
Pretty good. I like that.. 
Dead Pen*s
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