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We broke a new record today. The most users on line today, July 23, 2004 at 2:30 pm was 14. clapping

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laughing-smiley I don't know where you find these, Pat, hug but I love'em. devil-winks

These are hilarious EX clapping

-Find a doctor you trust enough to be candid with. A doctor won't be much help if you have to hide things from him. -During a workout at the gym, wipe your sweat off the pad after finiching with a machine. -No matter how strong the attraction, never attempt to pick up an on-duty police officer. -Learn how to laugh off verbal abuse. -Learn when something's too abusive to lauch off. -Take an AIDS activist out to lunch.

-Ways to deal with a woman's come-ons: out yourself, avoid eye contact, RUN. -Mothers, Fathers, veterans, Presidents and even groundhogs have holidays. We deserve them, too. Celebrate gay and lesbian national holidays- National Coming Out Day, Gay and Lesbian Pride Week. They'er ours. -Try wearing 501 jeans without underwear. This is known as freeballing. -When in Atlanta, check out the drag shows. Nobody does drag like a Southern Queen.

-Violence is the sign of temporary weakness. (Jean Jaures) -When your not sure if hes gay: *Ask him how many times he's seen[/i]The Wizard of Oz. Over 6 times as an adult, add 3 gay probability points. If he starts reciting key scenes verbatim, add 10 gay probability points. *Check if he showers at the gym facing the wall or back to the wall. Back to the wall, add 2 gay probability points. facing the wall, subtract 2 points. *CHeck out the tattos. Zero tattoos= no change in gay probability. A tattoo with a butterfly or flower, add 1 gay probability point. A tattoo with a woman's name, subtract 3 gay probability points. A tattoo with a man's name, add 20 gay probability points. *Ask him if he's read Kitty Kelly's biography of Nancy Reagan. If he's read it, add 1 gay probability point. If he liked it, add 2. If he can quote from it, add 5.

Domino vobiscum (The pizzia guy is here) Sharpei diem (Seize the wrinkled dog) Sic semper tyrannis (Your dinosaur is ill) Veni, vedi, Vichy (I came, I saw, I caputulated to German occupation forces) Veni, Vidi, Velcro (I came, I saw, I stuck around) No Quid Pro Quo (I'm sorry, we're all out of Quid) E pluribus septum (Multiple nose piercings) Nucloe predicus dispella conducticus (Remove foil before microwaving) Revelare Pecunial (Show me the money) Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus (It is now safe to turn off your computer) Non compos mentis (I don't know how to get there) minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carvorata sescendum pantorum (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants) Corpus mutilatus, non laboir ad infinitum (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview)

BAD NAMES (Part 7) 126. Mildred Sore - Oak Hill, AL 127. Schatzy Poodle - Riverview, FL 128. Jankey Heron - Gridley, CA 129. Khoo Siew Ear - San Francisco, CA 130. Digg Slow - McRae, GA 131. Candin Fat - Pineville, KY 132. John C. Boner - West Haven, CT 133.Beldone Raspberry - Fowler, IA 134. Velvo France - Victoria, MN 135. Ariy Grin Sibley - ND 136. Chubby Honey - Stateline, NV 137. Tee He - Rego Park, NY 138. K A Boom - Morganza, LA 139. Julie Lipservice - Pawtucket, RI 140. Pinkie L. Cutter - Newport, VT 141. Moe Knows - Quincy, IL 142. Harry Snorlot - Allendale, MI 143. Ning Ding - San Francisco, CA 144. Dr. Sucmyun Moon - El Segundo 145. Oral Willy - Kelso, MO 146. April Cott - Inman, KS 147. Willie Bandit - Salisbury, MD 148. Bluta Lumpkins - Hornbeck, LA 149. Terry Cherry - Linwood, NS 150. Cornelius Tollfree - Jericho, AK

Bad Names (part 6) 101. Victoria Clamp - Sharon, MA 102. Babu Onnoonini - Ozone Park, NY 103. Fortunada Dweek - Greenwood, SC 104. Chang Sub Ham - Seattle, WA 105. King Yam - Baton Rouge, LA 106. Archimedes Zinyanfottie - Geneseo, IL 107. Filadilflo Bosco - Orchard City, CO 108. Meadow Meadow - Molino, Fl 109. Sandra Fine Marker - Bklyn, NY 110. Leelanna Funny - Kapa, HI 111. Shirley Goodwax - Oakley, ID 112. Lascelles Bolt - Norton, KS 113. Edsel Trumpet - Grove City, MN 114. Cletus Muther - Kinsey, AL 115. Fuk Kam So - San Francisco, CA 116. Emmy-Lou Sleeper - Kearny, AZ 117. Dr. Thor Clang - Darien, CT 118. Seretra J. Nice - Maywood, NJ 119. Arnob Mars - Brooksburg, IN 120. Rufus M. Parsley - Jefferson City, MO 121. Harmon B. Putter - Lake City, TN 122. Moe DeGrass - Chalmette, LA 123. Rollin Shove - Devine, TX 124. Simora Rain - Florence, SC 125. Robin Feather - Gandy, NE That's it for this installment

BAD NAMES (part 5) 76. S. S. Blah - Palo Atlo, CA 77. Bong Ho Shin - Cincinnati, OH 78. Andrea Light-Brown - Leesburg, AL 79. Alston C. Gummoe - Duluth, MI 80. Elise Onlarry - Clarksville, TN 81. Hazel Grey - Staten Island, NY 82. Camastro K. Crane - Joliet, IL 83. Rock Spooner - Redmond, WA 84. Charm Po Butt - San Francisco, CA 85. Fannie Sweat - Atlanta, GA 86. Cislyn Crisp - Dewitt, AK 87. Harry Knuckles - Freeport, FL 88.Yellow Robe - Henderson, NV 89. Beth Gulp - Davenport, OK 90. Tony D. Studd - Calhoun, KY 91. Jen Gen - Mayfield, NY 92. Huh Bong - San Francisco, CA 93. Ted D. Uncle - Mudlake, ID 94. Speedy Veal - Farmington, WV 95. Guadalupe Canada - Jaconita, NM 96. Angelika Bung - Leesburg, AL 97. Bartholomew Doody -Chicago, IL 98. D. Sucki - Merdith, NH 99. Hom Wee Haw - San Francisco, CA 100. Ashami Baby - Maywood Park, OR

Bad Names (Part 4) 51. Viperella Pinkstaff - Hillsboro, VA 52. Ha Ho - San Francisco, CA 53. Dixie Kopp - Marrietta, GA 54. Cliff Drinkwine - Kenosha, WI 55. Dr. Goldfinger, Gynecologist - Fairdale, KY 56. Piliper Grits - Marana, AZ 57. Jack Rabbit - Lindsay, CA 58. Bosco Mung - Milford, MA 59. Arkady Flikop - Red Lodge, MT 60. Steven Gag - Molalla, Or 61. Amando Llama - Mesita, NM 62. Souleymane Sock - Mahopac, NY 63. A. Monster - Miller City, OH 64. D-roar Rats-a-be - Greenville, SD 65. Goon Foon - San Francisco, CA 66. Lindo Flo - Harisville, VA 67. Buck Chew - San Francisco, CA 68. Mo-hanna-nanda Dinner - Flushing, NY 69. Ping Thoz Pot 70. Beulah Coke - Newton, IL 71. Brandy Ice - Ludlow, Mich 72. Magdalena Cop - Gooding, TX 73. Osama Hashish - Newton, MA 74. Yiyoung Suck - NYC 75. Lurrett Needle - Marvin, LA

I can certainly agree with that! WAY TOO MUCH TIME.

made in falco Another good one my friend.

There are some good ones here. But in all seriousness, who in their right mind, has time to sit down and think of this stuff? : :

Oh, now I see, said the blind man, as he picked up a hammer and saw.

Another good one, Pat.

One complaint I have is the way people refer to the rolling stock on roller coasters. They tend to refer to a train as a car. Each train is made up of several cars. The only exception is a Wild Mouse. This type of coaster uses individual cars and not trains due to the nature of this coaster. A coaster train can consist of as few as 2 cars and consist of as many as 8 cars all joined together to form a train.

To coin a phrase, "We've come a long way, Baby!

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Look at me I’m a speck of sand And I’m building dreams In the strangest land Tell me, why do I care? Tell me, why do I care? Everytime That I’m feeling down They kick me up And they spin me round Tell me where do we go, Tell me where we go from here? What are we going to find out? Find out What are we going to find out? Find out In the wilderness Can this loneliness bring Just as long as there’s two of us Just as long as there’s two of us I’ll carry on Won’t you hold me When is time going to find out Find out When are we going to find out? Find out What the universe Is just waiting to hear Just as long as there’s two of us Just as long as there’s two of us Just as long as there’s two of us We’ll carry on Crisis? What Crisis? Supertramp 1975

1. Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're sayng. 10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of S**t. 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizng the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. No, my powers can only be used for good. 24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

Bad Names (Part 3) 26. Jagoff Jakinovish 27. Fuzzy Hooks 28. Juan Person 29. Kenya Cook 30. Lavoris Jones 31. Mariola Arriola 32. Minor Wisdom, U.S. Circuit Court Judge in Tennesee 33. Neanon Beamon 34. Opehelia Pullett 35. Oral Jones 36. Layne Lane 37. Paige Turner 38. P. Yu 39. Randy Radish 40. Salmineo Jones 41. Constance Farder 42. Tina Teenie 43. Ali Ali 44. Ben Tongue 45. Bertha Yam 46. Adorable Goody - Leesburg, AL 47. Darling Lemon - Nahunta, GA 48. Cleveland Brown - Newton, IL 49. Fang Fang - Smithville, NY 50. Crayonella Smith - Harisville, RI

Nice use of the icon, Phil. devil-winks