ShiningKnight

JUANITA Written by Twain/Lange She is the restless river running through my veins She rides without the reins -- her name's Juanita She lives in the heart of every woman in the world Within the reach of every girl who wants to meet her (She's gonna be ridin' through) Her name's Juanita (She's gonna be ridin' free) She's ridin' free (She's gonna be inside of you, gonna be inside of me) She's inside of you and inside of me, yeah Chorus: Oh, go with her -- flow with her Dream with her -- scream with her Let her take over, or just get to know her Be everything you can be If you can find her and free her Juanita will unchain your heart When someone tries to take away the freedom of your choice To take away your voice -- that's when you need her She's there if you dare to give your broken wings a try C'mon and take a leap and fly, and you can be her (She's gonna be ridin' through) Oh, Juanita (She's gonna be ridin' free) Ridin' free (She's gonna be a part of you, gonna be a part of me) She's a part of you and a part of me, yeah Repeat Chorus Instrumental Solo Oh, go with her -- flow with her Dream with her -- scream with her Let her take over, or just get to know her Be everything you can be Repeat Chorus

SHE'S NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE Written by Twain/Lange (Oh na, na, na) She hosts a T.V. show--she rides the rodeo She plays the bass in a band She's an astronaut -- a valet at the parking lot A farmer working the land She is a champion -- she gets the gold She's a ballerina -- the star of the show Chorus: She's -- not -- just a pretty face She's -- got -- everything it takes She has a fashion line -- a journalist for "Time" Coaches a football team She's a geologist -- a romance novelist She is a mother of three She is a soldier -- she is a wife She is a surgeon -- she'll save your life Chorus: She's -- not -- just a pretty face She's -- got -- everything it takes She's -- mother -- of the human race She's -- not -- just a pretty face Oh, oh, yeah Oh na, na, na, na..... She is your waitress -- she is your judge -- she is your teacher She is every woman in the world Oh, la, la, la She flies an airplane -- she drives a subway train At night she pumps gasoline She's on the council -- she's on the board She's a politician -- she praises the Lord Repeat Second Chorus No, she's (she's) not (not) -- just a pretty face She's (she's) got (got) -- everything it takes She's -- not -- just a pretty face She's got everything it takes She's not just a pretty face

I'm Gonna Getcha Good! Written by Twain/Lange Let's go! Don't wantcha for the weekend -- don't wantcha for a night I'm only interested if I can have you for life -- yeah Uh, I know I sound serious -- and baby I am You're a fine piece of real estate, and I'm gonna get me some land Oh, yeah So, don't try to run -- honey, love can be fun There's no need to be alone -- when you find that someone Chorus: (I'm gonna getcha) I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight (I'm gonna getcha) I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night (Yeah, you can betcha) You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no" (I'm gonna getcha) I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact (I'm gonna getcha) I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry 'bout that (Yeah, you can betcha) You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine Just like I should -- I'll getcha good Yeah, uh, uh I've already planned it -- here's how it's gonna be I'm gonna love you and -- you're gonna fall in love with me Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah So, don't try to run -- honey, love can be fun There's no need to be alone -- when you find that someone Repeat Chorus Yeah, I'm gonna getcha baby -- I'm gonna knock on wood I'm gonna getcha somehow honey -- yeah, I'm gonna make it good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah So, don't try to run honey -- love can be fun There's no need to be alone -- when you find that someone Repeat Chorus Oh, I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha real good Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I'm gonna getcha (I'm gonna getcha) just like I should, I'll getcha good Oh, I'm gonna getcha good!

UP! Written by Twain/Lange It's 'bout as bad as it could be Seems everybody's buggin' me Like nothing wants to go my way -- yeah, it just ain't been my day Nothin's comin' easily Even my skin is acting weird I wish that I could grow a beard Then I could cover up my spots -- not play connect the dots I just wanna disappear Chorus: Up -- up -- up -- Can only go up from here Up -- up-- up-- Up where the clouds gonna clear Up-- up -- up-- There's no way but up from here Even something as simple as Forgettin' to fill up on gas There ain't no explanation why -- things like that can make you cry Just gotta learn to have a laugh Repeat Chorus Oh yeah, yeah, yeah... When everything is goin' wrong Don't worry, it won't last for long Yeah, it's all gonna come around Don't go let it get you down You gotta keep on holding on It's 'bout as bad as it could be Seems everybody's buggin' me Like nothing want to go my way -- yeah, it just ain't been my day Nothin's comin' easily Repeat Chorus Oh -- I'm going up [4x] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...

FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS Written by Twain/Lange In your arms I can still feel the way you want me when you hold me I can still hear the words you whispered when you told me I can stay right here forever in your arms And there ain't no way -- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't no way -- and there ain't not how I'll never see that day.... Chorus: 'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always We will be together all of our day Wanna wake up every morning to your sweet face -- always Mmmm, baby In your heart--I can still hear a beat for every time you kiss me And when we're apart, I know how much you miss me I can feel your love for me in your heart And there ain't no way -- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't no way -- and there ain't no how I'll never see that day.... Repeat Chorus (I wanna wake up every morning) In your eyes -- (I can still see the look of the one) I can still see the look of the one who really loves me (I can still feel the way that you want) The one who wouldn't put anything else in the world above me (I can still see love for me) I can still see love for me in your eyes (I still see the love) And there ain't no way -- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't no way -- and there ain't no how I'll never see that day.... Repeat Chorus (2x) I'm keeping you forever and for always I'm in your arms Get Well Soon : :

Oh baby! A single failure A little slip A misdemeanour A little trip Does this condemn me? Lock me away? Before you turn the key I have one more thing to say To make amends (to make amends) Maybe be friends Everybody gets a second chance Circumstance to say I'm sorry (sorry) I'd like to tell you in advance Take my chance and tell you I'm sorry too A little stumble A little fall Inconsequential Nothing at all Now there was someone I heard him say That the best laid plans Sometimes go astray So don't be surprised (don't be surprised) If I offer you no alibis Everybody gets a second chance Circumstance to say I'm sorry (sorry) I'd like to tell you in advance I take my chance and tell you I'm sorry Everybody gets a second chance Circumstance to say I'm sorry (sorry) I'd like to tell you in advance I'll take my chance and tell you I Take my chance and tell you i love you Oh baby! Everybody gets a second chance Circumstance to say I'm sorry (sorry) I'd like to tell you in advance But I take my chance and tell you I'm sorry Everybody gets a second chance Circumstance to say I'm sorry (sorry) I'd like to tell you in advance I take my chance and tell you I'm sorry Everybody wants a second chance Everybody needs a second chance Everybody gets a second chance Sorry ... "Everybody gets a second chance" Mike & The Mechanics (Rutherford/Robertson) (3:56)

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says: "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Here is a link to a board I do pay a visit at least once a day (okay apart from this one ): http://www.auswanderer-forum.com Okay, mainly it is a website in german but there is also a section in English. It deals with questions, concerns about emigrating (or is it immigrating here?) to the US. It does contain MUCH more than just discussing visas, permissions and stuff... Take a look and maybe register as well

Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile. But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! kiss my a**

I'm not a perfect person As many things I wish I didn't do But I continue learning I never meant to do those things to you And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new and the reason is you I'm sorry that I hurt you It's something I must live with everyday And all the pain I put you through I wish that I could take it all away And be the one who catches all your tears Thats why i need you to hear I've found a resaon for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new and the reason is You [x4] I'm not a perfect person I never meant to do those things to you And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new and the reason is you I've found a reason to show A side of me you didn't know A reason for all that I do And the reason is you