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  1. Agreed 100% - This is the reason why 99.99% of all people here in Germany (and also in other european countries, answer to Brad's statement by people from Poland, Finland, France, Iceland,...: "OH yes!") consider Americans superficial. Of course our Business English teacher defends this since he originally comes from Indiana (and has been living over here for 20 years) by saying It's just a way to be nice; do you expect everybody to tell your life history or to have a medical check-up before giving the answer? No of course not but if we don't want to know how somebody is doing then we simply
  2. Go to http://translate.google.com/translate_t Translate "my mom is nice and cool" into Spanish: "mi mama está agradable y fresca" Then translate it back to English: "my breast is pleasant and fresh"
  3. One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and do
  4. There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists that you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I
  5. Dear Santa: I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my two children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor,sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my daughter's girl scout sash with staples and a glue gun. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the n
  6. A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out
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