movieguy Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Top 10 Resolutions You Won't Keep This Year (for Nerds) 10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk. 9. I will stop sending email to my roommate. 8. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own. 7. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email. 6. When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it. 5. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming. Never mind. 4. No more downloads from alt.binaries.* 3. I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps... 2. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net. 1. I won't try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out. 0. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support." -1. I will read the manual. -2. I will think of a password other than "password." -3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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