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I Don't Want To Go To School


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Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and

woke him up. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate


"Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

"Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

"One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the

PRINCIPAL of the school."

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