movieguy Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school." "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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