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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed

that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a

lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system


Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and

Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system

whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to

run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to

Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please



A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)



Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it

is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an

OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend

7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from

the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to

not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under

Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background

application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the

system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will

cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,

the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase

additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and

will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in

the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed

undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply

crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?




Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:"http:

I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't

forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as

designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications

Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above

application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus

in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your

system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These

are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,

Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and

cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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