TalonRider Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A young, blonde man driving down the highway sees the other man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. He steps out of his car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." He runs to his car and pulls out a spray can. He walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the man and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The blonde turns the can around so that the other man can read the label. It says... (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure?) (This is bad!) (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....) (You can still delete it) (You know you're gonna be sorry) (Last chance) (Okay, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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