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The Blonde and 710


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So yesterday, I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, blonde no less, came in and asked fora seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. I had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a cirle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right here."

Now click on the attatchment to see what she pointed at.

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I little sick but I kind of like it.

Subject: A Hillbilly...

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Kentucky and

bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was

confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like

hillbillies.

The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his

hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid

Kentucky hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached

over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt,

and said, "This duck ain't from Kentucky. This is a

Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin' license,

boy?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a

Tennessee hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and

grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said,

"This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's from

Mississippi. You got a Mississippi license?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a

Mississippi hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third

duck , sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no

Mississippi duck. This here duck's from South

Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"

Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and

brought out a South Carolina hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this

point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Boy, just

where the hell are you from?"

The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent

over, and said,"You tell me. You're the expert

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