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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home.

One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones his p**** died. Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and forgetful, decided To play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his p**** hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your p**** died."

"It did," he said. "Today is the viewing."

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