TalonRider Posted July 31, 2004 Report Share Posted July 31, 2004 A magician was hired by a Cruise Line to do some shows on a ship. Every night he did his show and the Captain of the ship was in the audience watching the show with her parrot on her shoulder. After a few shows, the parrot started heckling the magician by saying, "It's in your hat", "It's in your sleeve", "It's in your assistants dress." One night, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. The magician found himself hanging onto a piece of wood. On the other end sat the parrot staring at him. After two days of this the parrot finally said "Alright, I give. Where's the ship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movieguy Posted August 1, 2004 Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 LOL clapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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