movieguy Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 One day a farmer notice his cat was ill! so on the way to town he stop by the vet, he told him that his cat was sick the vet misunderstood the farmer, he thought he said the calf was sick well what you need to do is give her a gallon of mineral oil the farmer look puzzles and thought give a cat a gallon of mineral oil? so the farmer arrived back home and proceed to put a gallon in the cat the cat as you would expect fought and the farmer had a time giving it all to the cat a couple days later the vet came by the farm hey! how is the calf doing!? calf? i said cat you mean you gave a cat a gallon of mineral oil? yeah cause that what you told me to do the vet look around the field then ask the farmer where is the cat? farmer look at the vet and said last time i seen that cat was two days ago she went up that hill with two other cats one was a digging, one was a covering and one was heading for higher ground! Quote
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