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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even

though she has had no lessons or prior

experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and

the horse immediately springs into motion. It

gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but

the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but

cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to

throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she

slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to

its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail

grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and

throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in

the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the

horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck

against the ground again and again. As her head

is battered against the ground, she is mere

moments away from unconsciousness when........

the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse


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