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Hope these amuse you as much as they did me...


Outside craft shop:

"Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also."

A repair shop:

"We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)"

A Laundromat:

"Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothing when the light goes out."

Rome laundry:

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:

"Do not activate with wet hands."

Bangkok temple:

"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."

Copenhagen airline ticket office:

"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

Japanese hotel:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

Paris hotel elevator:

"Please leave your values at the front desk."

Zurich hotel:

"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."

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