Four Catholic Mothers

[TalonRider]

Subject: Four Catholic Mothers

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first Catholic woman tells her firends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father".

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone says, "Your Grace".

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence".

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle, "Well.....?"

She replies: "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied, well hung, male stripper. When he walks into a room, women say, "Oh my God".

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