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AUSTIN, Texas(AP)--A public school teacher was arrested today at Bergstrom International Airport in Austin as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a problem for us", Rumsfeld said. "They use secret code names like x and y and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White house aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligant or profound statement by the president.

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