TalonRider Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 (edited) Good --------------------------------Bad -------------------------------------Worse Hot outdoor sex....................You're arrested........................... By your husband The postman's early..............He's wearing camos.................... and has an AK-47 The secretary said "yes.".........Your wife says "no." The teacher likes your son.......Sexually...................................He's gay You came home for a quickie ...So did the postman You came home for a quickie....Your wife walks in You get a three-day weekend....You get the flu on Friday You get tickets to the theatre.....It's performance art You go to see a strip show.........Your daughter's the headliner Your boyfriend's exercising........So he'll fit in your clothes Your car conveniently "runs out of gas........................For real Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right"...............It's your son Your daughter's on the Pill...........She's eleven Your neighbor exercises in the nude..................................He weighs 350 pounds Your son's doing extra credit work..............Making a sex ed video Your uncle leaves you a fortune.........................................It's counterfeit Your wife bought a p*** video........................................Your daughter's the star Your wife likes outdoor sex............................................You live downtown Your wife meets you at the door nude.............................She's coming home Your wife's kinky....................With the neighbors............All of them. You can't find your vibrator.......................................Your daughter "borrowed" it You find a p*** movie...........in your son's room...........You're in it Your children are sexually active.................................With each other Your husband's a crossdresser...................................He looks better than you Your son's involved in Satanism.................................As a sacrifice Your wife wants a divorce.........................................She's a lawyer Your wife's leaving you..............................................For another woman Your wife's leaving you .............................................To enter a convent Your wife's arrested for soliciting................................She implicates you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edited August 15, 2004 by TalonRider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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