Top 25 Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say

[TalonRider]

25. "I'll take Shakespeare for a 1000, Alex."

24. "Duct tape won't fix it."

23. "Come to think if it, I'll have a Heineken."

22. "We don't keep firearms in this house."

21. "You can't feed that to the dog."

20. "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe."

19. "Wrasslin's fake."

18. "I'll have the grapefruit instead of the biscuits and gravy."

17. "Who's Richard Petty?"

16. Oh, give me the small bag of pork rinds."

15. "Deer heads detract from the decor."

14. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."

13. "Trim the fat off that steak."

12. "The tires on that truck are too darn big."

11. "I'll have the arugula and the radicchio salad."

10. "I've got it all on floppy disk."

9. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"

8. "My fiance' is registered at Tiffany's."

7. "Checkmate."

6. "Shes too old to be wearing that bikini."

5. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"

4. "I don't have a favorite college team."

3. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'."

2. "Elvis who?"

And the number 1 thing you will NEVER hear a Southerner say:

1. "I couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today!"

[movieguy]

LOL

before anyone say anything

i was born in Arkansas

and i saw many thing here that i will have

to agree you would never hear some of these

thing out of some of their mouth

but i will add this

in my howntown the Wal Mart shut the doors

in the late 70's

guess it too close to Memphis and everyone

shop over there instead of shopping in town

oh well