TalonRider Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 25. "I'll take Shakespeare for a 1000, Alex." 24. "Duct tape won't fix it." 23. "Come to think if it, I'll have a Heineken." 22. "We don't keep firearms in this house." 21. "You can't feed that to the dog." 20. "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe." 19. "Wrasslin's fake." 18. "I'll have the grapefruit instead of the biscuits and gravy." 17. "Who's Richard Petty?" 16. Oh, give me the small bag of pork rinds." 15. "Deer heads detract from the decor." 14. "Spitting is such a nasty habit." 13. "Trim the fat off that steak." 12. "The tires on that truck are too darn big." 11. "I'll have the arugula and the radicchio salad." 10. "I've got it all on floppy disk." 9. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?" 8. "My fiance' is registered at Tiffany's." 7. "Checkmate." 6. "Shes too old to be wearing that bikini." 5. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?" 4. "I don't have a favorite college team." 3. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'." 2. "Elvis who?" And the number 1 thing you will NEVER hear a Southerner say: 1. "I couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movieguy Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 LOL before anyone say anything i was born in Arkansas and i saw many thing here that i will have to agree you would never hear some of these thing out of some of their mouth but i will add this in my howntown the Wal Mart shut the doors in the late 70's guess it too close to Memphis and everyone shop over there instead of shopping in town oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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