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Two gators

Two alligators were sitting in the swamp talking. The smaller one

turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin

be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size

as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'to other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock

the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh*t out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem.

You ain't getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done

shakin' the sh*t out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an a**hole

and a briefcase.

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