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movieguy

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  1. D the reason my life was never the same, i could had choke her i'm scared of heights they had to ply my hand off the bars i was holding :blink: plus i never saw her before
  2. I last rode a Roller Coaster at the Memphis State Fair when i was 14 some girl pull me by the arm and got me in the thing my life never was the same after that
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    This Land

    I posted this in others forum it funny for both side of the political arena it worth the wait to see This Land
  4. this is funny, when nobody mind in a gutter we do say these things good one Talon
  5. I got me a Forum like this one, so much like it i had to do a double take to make sure this was Talon i got a aimoo forum, but the pop-up is driving me nutty and i notice alot of them kinda quit coming by as much so it much has been driving them nut too stop by and check outMovieguy World Gay Story forum
  6. Hi Dewey Welcome as you can see i'm everywhere
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    Dead Pen*s

    An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones his p**** died. Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and forgetful, decided To play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied. Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his p**** hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your p**** died." "It did," he said. "Today is the viewing."
  8. Welcome, glad to have you
  9. Welcome to the new board
  10. Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
  11. Thanks i like the name of each room here, a good idea never thought of Family Room Den and Bathroom before
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