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Four Men and Their Dogs


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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government

Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do

your stuff."

T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and

promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that

was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He

called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."

Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen

cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.

Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do

better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,

got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces

without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three

men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do

your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,

dumped on the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured

his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working

conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick


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