TalonRider Posted July 20, 2004 Report Posted July 20, 2004 This thread is for Bad Names. The rules are simple, first the name must be real and not made up. Second, if there is a story behind it, please tell us as we all could use a good laugh. Third, the name can be suggestive, but not out right foul. Just so you know, I got this idea from a morning radio show in Philidelphia. Here is 2 examples from the show. 1. In the Philly area, there was a man who did some outside work for his boss. The Boss asked him if he would do some work for his neighbors. He agreed. He was introduced to the neighbor and his 2 sons, Storm and Wicker. That's not the bad part yet. The last name is Baskett. 2. In the military, we know that soldiers are usually called Privates. In the Air Force, they are know as Airman, while in the Navy they are called Seaman. In the Navy there is a person known as Seaman Swallow. I think you get the idea. I will periodically add names to this list. Quote
TalonRider Posted July 20, 2004 Author Report Posted July 20, 2004 The Bad Name Of The Day Master List - Part 1 1. Harden Long - Wisconson 2. A Hah - California 3. A Goodgirl - Missour 4. Ho Phat - NY 5. A M. Bowling - Tennesee 6. Harry Beavers - Utah 7. Ginger Clam - LA 8. A Toke - Alaska 9. Anita Holm - Maryland 10. A T. Last - Kansas Quote
TalonRider Posted July 20, 2004 Author Report Posted July 20, 2004 Bad Names (Part 2) 11. Abubakar Gas - NJ 12. Agnes Large - Wyoming 13. Ahmet Semen - Rhode Island 14. Bolivar Shagnasty - Texas 15. Candy Barr - Vermont 16. Charles Horse 17. Allen R. Toothaker 18. Henry Chin Goo 19. Dr. Needle 20. Emma Piggie 21. Richard Bodyfelt 22. Forest Lady 23. Gene Poole 24. Harry F. Twickler 25. Irish Green Quote
TalonRider Posted July 21, 2004 Author Report Posted July 21, 2004 Bad Names (Part 3) 26. Jagoff Jakinovish 27. Fuzzy Hooks 28. Juan Person 29. Kenya Cook 30. Lavoris Jones 31. Mariola Arriola 32. Minor Wisdom, U.S. Circuit Court Judge in Tennesee 33. Neanon Beamon 34. Opehelia Pullett 35. Oral Jones 36. Layne Lane 37. Paige Turner 38. P. Yu 39. Randy Radish 40. Salmineo Jones 41. Constance Farder 42. Tina Teenie 43. Ali Ali 44. Ben Tongue 45. Bertha Yam 46. Adorable Goody - Leesburg, AL 47. Darling Lemon - Nahunta, GA 48. Cleveland Brown - Newton, IL 49. Fang Fang - Smithville, NY 50. Crayonella Smith - Harisville, RI Quote
TalonRider Posted July 22, 2004 Author Report Posted July 22, 2004 Bad Names (Part 4) 51. Viperella Pinkstaff - Hillsboro, VA 52. Ha Ho - San Francisco, CA 53. Dixie Kopp - Marrietta, GA 54. Cliff Drinkwine - Kenosha, WI 55. Dr. Goldfinger, Gynecologist - Fairdale, KY 56. Piliper Grits - Marana, AZ 57. Jack Rabbit - Lindsay, CA 58. Bosco Mung - Milford, MA 59. Arkady Flikop - Red Lodge, MT 60. Steven Gag - Molalla, Or 61. Amando Llama - Mesita, NM 62. Souleymane Sock - Mahopac, NY 63. A. Monster - Miller City, OH 64. D-roar Rats-a-be - Greenville, SD 65. Goon Foon - San Francisco, CA 66. Lindo Flo - Harisville, VA 67. Buck Chew - San Francisco, CA 68. Mo-hanna-nanda Dinner - Flushing, NY 69. Ping Thoz Pot 70. Beulah Coke - Newton, IL 71. Brandy Ice - Ludlow, Mich 72. Magdalena Cop - Gooding, TX 73. Osama Hashish - Newton, MA 74. Yiyoung Suck - NYC 75. Lurrett Needle - Marvin, LA Quote
TalonRider Posted July 22, 2004 Author Report Posted July 22, 2004 BAD NAMES (part 5) 76. S. S. Blah - Palo Atlo, CA 77. Bong Ho Shin - Cincinnati, OH 78. Andrea Light-Brown - Leesburg, AL 79. Alston C. Gummoe - Duluth, MI 80. Elise Onlarry - Clarksville, TN 81. Hazel Grey - Staten Island, NY 82. Camastro K. Crane - Joliet, IL 83. Rock Spooner - Redmond, WA 84. Charm Po Butt - San Francisco, CA 85. Fannie Sweat - Atlanta, GA 86. Cislyn Crisp - Dewitt, AK 87. Harry Knuckles - Freeport, FL 88.Yellow Robe - Henderson, NV 89. Beth Gulp - Davenport, OK 90. Tony D. Studd - Calhoun, KY 91. Jen Gen - Mayfield, NY 92. Huh Bong - San Francisco, CA 93. Ted D. Uncle - Mudlake, ID 94. Speedy Veal - Farmington, WV 95. Guadalupe Canada - Jaconita, NM 96. Angelika Bung - Leesburg, AL 97. Bartholomew Doody -Chicago, IL 98. D. Sucki - Merdith, NH 99. Hom Wee Haw - San Francisco, CA 100. Ashami Baby - Maywood Park, OR Quote
TalonRider Posted July 23, 2004 Author Report Posted July 23, 2004 Bad Names (part 6) 101. Victoria Clamp - Sharon, MA 102. Babu Onnoonini - Ozone Park, NY 103. Fortunada Dweek - Greenwood, SC 104. Chang Sub Ham - Seattle, WA 105. King Yam - Baton Rouge, LA 106. Archimedes Zinyanfottie - Geneseo, IL 107. Filadilflo Bosco - Orchard City, CO 108. Meadow Meadow - Molino, Fl 109. Sandra Fine Marker - Bklyn, NY 110. Leelanna Funny - Kapa, HI 111. Shirley Goodwax - Oakley, ID 112. Lascelles Bolt - Norton, KS 113. Edsel Trumpet - Grove City, MN 114. Cletus Muther - Kinsey, AL 115. Fuk Kam So - San Francisco, CA 116. Emmy-Lou Sleeper - Kearny, AZ 117. Dr. Thor Clang - Darien, CT 118. Seretra J. Nice - Maywood, NJ 119. Arnob Mars - Brooksburg, IN 120. Rufus M. Parsley - Jefferson City, MO 121. Harmon B. Putter - Lake City, TN 122. Moe DeGrass - Chalmette, LA 123. Rollin Shove - Devine, TX 124. Simora Rain - Florence, SC 125. Robin Feather - Gandy, NE That's it for this installment Quote
TalonRider Posted July 23, 2004 Author Report Posted July 23, 2004 BAD NAMES (Part 7) 126. Mildred Sore - Oak Hill, AL 127. Schatzy Poodle - Riverview, FL 128. Jankey Heron - Gridley, CA 129. Khoo Siew Ear - San Francisco, CA 130. Digg Slow - McRae, GA 131. Candin Fat - Pineville, KY 132. John C. Boner - West Haven, CT 133.Beldone Raspberry - Fowler, IA 134. Velvo France - Victoria, MN 135. Ariy Grin Sibley - ND 136. Chubby Honey - Stateline, NV 137. Tee He - Rego Park, NY 138. K A Boom - Morganza, LA 139. Julie Lipservice - Pawtucket, RI 140. Pinkie L. Cutter - Newport, VT 141. Moe Knows - Quincy, IL 142. Harry Snorlot - Allendale, MI 143. Ning Ding - San Francisco, CA 144. Dr. Sucmyun Moon - El Segundo 145. Oral Willy - Kelso, MO 146. April Cott - Inman, KS 147. Willie Bandit - Salisbury, MD 148. Bluta Lumpkins - Hornbeck, LA 149. Terry Cherry - Linwood, NS 150. Cornelius Tollfree - Jericho, AK Quote
TalonRider Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Posted January 12, 2005 Bad Names (Part 8) 151. Jamshed Butt, Troy, N.Y. 152. Rose Bowels - Holly Springs, NC 153. Daisy Infante-Sapang – Westbrook, CT 154. Manuel Soberanus – Florence, MS 155. Orapin Dungplay – Grady, NM 156. Clair Jusclair – Oakman, AL 157. Annie Body - Keystone Heights, FL 158. Constance Noring – Gilman, MN 159. Chuck Waggon- Tiptonville, TN 160. Willie B. Hardigan – Lakeview, OR 161. Bea Stinger - Sandy Creek, NC 162. Claire Annette – Larkspur, CO 163. Cole Kutz - Fairmount, IL 164. Vishnu VerHeer – Kahuku. HI 165. Dennis Toffice – Cranston. RI 166. William Crotch – Hornick IA 167. I M Yoars – Renville, MN 168. D. Lute – Forsyth, GA 169. Chukhuemeka Chuck - Hilo, HI 170. Irwin Screw – Portland, ME 171. Milluza Tuba – Newport, NE 172. Saad A Boom – Hayward, CA 173. Laura & Thos Lick – Chicago, Il 174. Norman Naps – Flagstaff, AZ 175. Lillemora Klang – Hobson, MT 176. E. M. Hotckiss - Harisville, RI 177. Heshy Blobstein – Bklyn NY 178. Omar Meatbat - Cincinnati, Oh 179. Julie Lipservess - Lindsay, CA 180. Leonard Boobhoo - Davenport, OK 181.Kendall & Kalla Kvalnes-Krick 182. Franklin F. Sickafoose - Molalla, OR 183. Martin Nutty - Dewitt, AK 184. Mye Noodle - San Francisco, CA 185. O Neat - Sharon, MA 186. Belle Picker – Hopewell, VA 187. Wilton Sogg - Golden Glades. FL 188. Wayland Dong – Franklin, LA 189. Suck Hee Moon – San Francisco, CA 190. Topsey Jean Glantz - Sheridan Lake, CO 191. Oral V. Curvy – Cicero. IN 192. Terrain Walker – Belding, MI 193. Sunny Cloud - Atlanta, GA 194. I. Spank – Los Angles, CA 195. Dr. & Dr. Docter - Norwalk, CT 196. Dr. DeKay, Dentist – Saginaw, MI 197. Dr. Gass (anesthesiologist)- Stamford, CT 198. Dr. Pullham (A Urologist) Sandusky, OH 199. Dr. Hurtz Villanova, PA 200. Carrie Dababi – Staten Island, NY Quote
TalonRider Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Posted January 12, 2005 Bad Names (Part 9) Myles Long – Parksdale, CA Gladys C. Hughes – Decatur, GA Harry Armand Bach – Riverton, MI Hugh Jass – Newbury, VT Adam Baum – Bklyn, NY Jim Lauker – Viola, AK Wanda Rinn – Jennings, KS Cheri Pitts - Union Park, FL Mike Sweeney – Modesto, CA Barry Cade – Lester, AL Chris Coe - Red Chute, LA Dick Rasch – Elko, NV Harry Rump – Freemont, ME Willie Stroker – Hingham, MT Chuck U. Farley - Norwalk, CT Doris Schutt - Pawtucket, RI Estelle Hertz - Parkville, MD Amanda Lynn - Wells River, VT Bill Ding - Mattawan, MI Duane Pipe - Fremont, NC Jim Sox - Pasadena, CA Moe Lestor – Richland, MS Will Wynn - Mayor of Austin, TX Marlon Fisherman - Coconut Creek, Fl Laine Plane – Redbird OK Denis Tennis - New Milford,PA Whang Moon – San Francisco, CA Anita Hoare – Gloucster, NJ Dr. Waki Ho – Hana, Maui HI Bugliss Collins Jr – Vernon, MI April May Rains – Davenport, WA Denny Many – Chico, CA Hattie Knuckles - Kingstree, SC Khoo Siew Ear - Ozone Park, NY Avraham Lip - Garrett, WA Richard Heads - Danvers, MA Bertha G. Hoist - Sherwood, ND Joe Cool - Kaanapali, HI Arnold Doof - Brooklyn, NY Edwin Boogerman - Niles, MI Jerry Rumplick - Bogart April Furst - Chicago, IL Youranice Campbell - Chicago, IL Billy Dilly, Tim McVeigh's Army roommate - Chicago, IL Thomas Goldtooth Begay- Chicago, IL Willie Dye - Chicago, IL Chacko Seals - Chicago, IL Wagdi Anis - Chicago, IL Delaware Dawkins - Chicago, IL Theopholis Baldman - Chicago, IL Dort Fauntleroy - Chicago, IL Quote
TalonRider Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Posted January 13, 2005 The Bad Name for today was Bill Loney. Hint: say if fast. Quote
TalonRider Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Posted January 21, 2005 Heard this one this morning. Yes! He does exist. He's listed in the L.A. phone book. After all these years of think it was just a name made up to call people, or to refer to some one. But alive and well and living in L.A. is one Joe Blow. Quote
TalonRider Posted February 12, 2005 Author Report Posted February 12, 2005 Check out this name. Bad Name Quote
TalonRider Posted March 7, 2005 Author Report Posted March 7, 2005 Here's one you may have missed. Click Here Quote
TalonRider Posted April 27, 2005 Author Report Posted April 27, 2005 Todays Bad Name of the Day, as heard on the radio this morning. This guy lives somewhere in Colorodo. His name? Dick Licker Quote
TalonRider Posted June 6, 2005 Author Report Posted June 6, 2005 I've got to tell you, this guy should have gone by the first name Richard. When you see it, you'll know why. The Bad Name of the Day is: Dick Creamer. Quote
movieguy Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 LOL don't parents ever think of how a name could sound like to other people when they hear of it? Quote
TalonRider Posted June 7, 2005 Author Report Posted June 7, 2005 Todays bad name is to bad, Dr. Long Dang. Quote
TalonRider Posted August 4, 2005 Author Report Posted August 4, 2005 Another listener sent name to the radio show. Dick Sweet And if you were to find it in the phone book, Sweet, Dick. Quote
TalonRider Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Posted August 23, 2005 Well folks, believe it or not. He's been found alive and well, living in New Mexico. Yes, there really is a Barney Rubble. Quote
movieguy Posted August 25, 2005 Report Posted August 25, 2005 Veteranians Dr. Barker Dr. Barksdale Dr. Basset Dr. Bowser Dr. Butcher Dr. Doolittle Dr. Fish Dr. Fox Dr. Hogg Dr. Howell Dr. Katz Dr. Leash Dr. Lyons Dr. Nay Dr. Parrott Dr. Pett Dr. Render Dr. Shepard Dr. Wagy Dr. Wolff Dr. Woof Quote
TalonRider Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Posted August 25, 2005 One of my favorite names can be found at a local cemetary back in my home town. The name, Highly Devine. Quote
TalonRider Posted September 13, 2005 Author Report Posted September 13, 2005 Today's Bad Name comes from Austin, Texas. Jerry Attrick Quote
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